1. I wonder why was the ball getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Have you heard of the guy who got hit by the can of soda. Luckily it was a soft drink.
3. My friend's bakery was on fire yesterday. Now his business is toast.
4. Have you tried to eat a clock, it is really time consuming.
5. During war, lots of Williams died because all of their leaders gave the order, "fire at will"
6. I forgot what was a boomerang, it eventually came back to me.
7. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
8. One day, an old lady ran out of fuel and asked a man to help her figure out what was the problem. He eventually told her she ran out of fuel but she did not believe him because she though the "F" and the "E" on the car's dashboard was "Finished" and "Enough"
9. What did mother cannibal said to her kid when he was playing with his friend, "STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!"
10. What did the cobbler said to the criminal, "I have to fix your sole"
*If you do not get it, read it again, if not go ask your friends.
Very punny ~~
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