Punny Sunday #2

1. When someone staples his or her tongue and then takes out the bullet, he or she will experience freedom of speech.

2. Make a piano fall on Brian then i'll give you a B-flat major.

3. I think you have mustard the strength to ketchup with me.

4. Police were called to a daycare because a 3 year old was resisting a rest.

5. I glad I know sign-language because it is quite handy

6. A bicycle cannot stand alone because it is two-tired.

7. Claustrophobic people are more likely to think outside the box.

8. When a boys mom called to hospital to check up on her son who swallowed a few coins, the nurse said that he had "no changes"

9. The fattest knight in the medieval times was called Sir Cumference.

10. I accidentally ate a bit of food colouring and my doctor said I was alright, but I felt like I dyed a little inside.

See you next Sunday for more puns!