1. When peter Pan punches, it will neverland.
2. A new broom came out and it is now sweeping the nation!
3. The experience carpenter nailed every piece of rt he does but the new guy screwed everything up.
4. The other day i held the door open for a clown because I thought it was a nice jester.
5. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered a Turkey with some Chile. When i finnished I told the waiter "Spain is good but there is Norway I could eat another bit and there was a little too much Greece that was on the Turkey and in my opinion I thought it was a bit unhealthy."
6. Why did the pig stopped sunbathing? It was bacon in the heat.
7. I was brainstorming about how lightning works and then it struck me.
8. My tailor was happy to make a new pair of jeans for me, or at least sew it seams.
9. New sailors can't sing because they can't hit the high seas.
10. Two beavers were having a conversation and one of them said "The bank downstream is flooding", the other said "Dam it!"
See ya next week! Bye...
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